Guntherized

The moment I heard the opening lyrics, I knew I was about to undergo a great transformation.

Ooh, you touch my tralala. Mmm, my ding ding dong.

I have achieved a state of Guntherization.

Seriously, he deserves a stage all to himself in the hierarchy of needs.

Smile!

I think it’s important to be optimistic at times like this. So even though I totally bombed my math and chem tests on Friday, I’ll keep smiling. Because if you force a smile on your face for long enough, some glands in your brain will release endorphins and make you happy :) Fake happy, but I find that that’s still better than moping around and wallowing in your own self-pity.

@Reader: SMILE right now! And if anyone asks why you’re so happy, just blame it on hormonal issues.

It’s only been a month and a half into school. Gotta keep going. Keep going. The worst is still yet to come.

… =D!

Irrational Ambitions

What do you do when you want to achieve something so badly, but your chances of success are low?

You could work really hard.

You could give up.

Or you could work really hard only to find out that your lack of foresight destroyed ALL your chances of success. And then you would have to give up by default.

I took the wrong courses and now I can’t go to Waterloo.

I know life isn’t supposed to be fair, but I find this just a bit beyond mortifying.

Math

You know, Math, I think we could be good friends if only you weren’t so difficult all the time.

Identity

What am I going to do with my life?

Simoleons

The world would be a better place.